About – The Blog, The Author
Eat At Joes is a blog all about the stuff you find at Trader Joes. The stuff that makes you go, “Man, I wonder if that’s any good or what?” I will buy those things for you. I will eat them for you and tell you. That is the service I will provide. No thanks will be necessary, although I probably will accept them anyway.
This blog is written by an anonymous figure who seeks only to make shopping at Trader Joe’s a better experience for all humanity. The author is not a hoity-toity food critic – the author is just a normal person with a normal home, a limited kitchen and a slightly above normal sweet tooth.
Is the blog’s author actually a woman – a strong woman of color?!?! No, he’s not. He’s just another white guy with a blog, and so shall stay anonymous for all time. “No need for another self-aggrandizing white guy in the blogosphere”, that’s his motto, and he will live by it, fiercely.
Thank you for reading this. I like you.