Trader Joe’s Product Ranking and Table of Contents
Below you’ll find my entirely subjective rankings of every product I’ve tried at Trader Joe’s.
You’ll see that I’m making use of that old workhorse, the Five Star ranking system. 2 star, 3 star and 4 star rankings are based entirely on my own personal taste and are open to lively debate. 1 star and 5 star items, on the other hand, are simply the cold hard facts of life.
Each product name links to its review for easy browsing and/or criticizing.
* This product should be publicly shamed. Only buy it if under incredible duress.
** Not my cup of tea, but some dudes might like it.
*** A fine product without notable defect.
**** Really good! I buy this and so should you.
***** Never leave Trader Joe’s without this. Consider violence as a means to obtain it.