Trader Joe’s Product Ranking and Table of Contents
Below you’ll find my entirely subjective rankings of every product I’ve tried at Trader Joe’s.
You’ll see that I’m making use of that old workhorse, the Five Star ranking system. 2 star, 3 star and 4 star rankings are based entirely on my own personal taste and are open to lively debate. 1 star and 5 star items, on the other hand, are simply the cold hard facts of life.
Each product name links to its review for easy browsing and/or criticizing.
Legend:
* This product should be publicly shamed. Only buy it if under incredible duress.
** Not my cup of tea, but some dudes might like it.
*** A fine product without notable defect.
**** Really good! I buy this and so should you.
***** Never leave Trader Joe’s without this. Consider violence as a means to obtain it.
Eating At Joes 
Just discovered your blog today while I was looking for reviews of TJ’s dolmas. What a great resource. Is there a way to sort the chart by number of stars? Do you take special requests of things to comment on?
Glad you like it! Can’t sort the chart at the moment, but maybe someday.
Feel free to send a special request, particularly if its something strange!
I absolutely love the Nutty Grain salad that you gave a horrible review. I don’t know why you did. I ate it with their white meat chicken salad & had an awesome lunch! I guess that’s why I take all Food Bloggers reviews with a grain of salt. 😊
If you search the page for ” ***** ” and then ” **** ” and so forth, you can see which items she ranks as five stars, four stars, etc.
I hope you take recommendations.
http://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/muhammara
You are hilarious! Thank you for the reviews!
glad that i found this blog!
Glad to have found this valuable resource!