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Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate covered Peanut Butter Wafer Cookies

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Wafer Cookies

Such deceit hidden behind such alluring words

I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking what I was thinking. “Oh man, dark chocolate with peanut butter on a crispy wafer? That sounds good.” And it does sound good, it sounds really good, but it’s just not the case. It is simply alright.

Now, in all fairness much of the fault here has got to go to the packaging. In general, you can rely on Joe to come up with clever packaging that’s as effective and efficient as it is eye-catching. Not so here, just a jumble of snack squares tossed into a bag. This is a fine approach for animal crackers and dog food – foods that are heat and crumble resistant. Not so much for chocolate, peanut butter and wafer. The first time I opened the bag I was presented with a gooey mess – peanut butter and chocolate slumped messily over irregular bits of wafer.

In a perfect world this probably could have been avoided, I would have kept the bag perfectly level upon purchase and placed it in a cool, spacious drawer. As is all to clear from the wars, famines and imperfect snack goods that assail us – this is no perfect world. My food cabinet is crowded and located above the stove. Things get cramped and warm from time to time, and there’s not much I can do about that.

The reality of the situation is that there’s no way around ending up with this mess. I stuff my snacks in my cabinet with everything else and the house heats up during the day. I treated these guys no different from anything else I buy, and the end result is a mess that’s as technically difficult to eat as you’re liable to find.

Even if they cookies hadn’t come to me melted, there’s no way they could be indulged upon outside or exposed to the mild heat of a house in summer – we’re talking about chocolate for god’s sake, known to melt at the drop of a hat. Seems to me like ol’ Joe should have taken that one into account. If he knew what he was doing, these’d come in a little, sub-divided plastic tray (like most cookies), and I’d have nothing to complain about but the taste.

What’s wrong with the taste? Not much, to be honest. They taste fine, but fine isn’t all that I expect from a chocolate-peanut butter cookie. The main issue, I believe, is that dark chocolate does not go as well with peanut butter as we’d all hope. That may be shocking to hear – we’ve been conditioned to spring energetically from our seats at the mere mention of chocolate and peanut butter combined, but sometimes it just doesn’t work. Maybe it’s time that we, as a nation, start to break from our all-encompassing, slavish acceptance of the peanut butter-chocolate duo and start examining each instance on its own merits. In this case, I’m sorry to say it just doesn’t hold up that well. If we were talking milk chocolate, sweet and smooth, that’d be another case entirely. As it stands, the strong, slightly bitter overtones of the dark chocolate fight against the peanut butter and render the whole experience average at best. All in all, it’s enough to make you wonder why you even bother sometimes.

 

Would I recommend them: By no means.

 

Would I buy them again: Only as a tool of retribution.

 

Final Synopsis: Your hands will look like you pooped on them.

 

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Wafer Cookies - Nutritional Facts

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3 Comments on “Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate covered Peanut Butter Wafer Cookies”

  1. Deseret says:

    Wow…truly a bummer that your bag of these treats melted. But, it seems that your disappointment in the condition of one bag has caused you to completely trash the product. Have you given this a second try? I find these to be a delicious treat, and quite enjoy the ever-so-slightly bitter dark chocolate (instead of cloyingly sweet milk chocolate,) with the peanut butter and crispy crunch of the wafers. I’m not sure what part of the country you live in, causing food kept in a cabinet to melt. I’m south of San Francisco, and have never had any issues with product quality or the squares melting together. These are a cookie, not a piece of candy to be packaged in a box, ala See’s Candies. Maybe now that summer is behind us and temperatures are cooling, you’ll give them another try?

  2. […] downsides here, but maybe a couple suggestions. These came packaged in the same way as Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate and Peanut Butter thingies, which is to say with no consideration for the inherent meltiness of chocolate. No problems yet, […]

  3. Brad says:

    Most people probably agree with you, since I don’t see them on the shelves anymore, but I loved them. I wish Trader Joe’s kept stocking them for freaks like me. 🙂


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