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Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Roasted Pistachio Toffee

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Roasted Pistachio Toffee

Will this fill the void within me?

What do we seek, in this world, beside a little sweetness in our lives? Is it toffee? Today, I decided to find out.

The Trader Joe’s by my house has an impressively diverse toffee selection, but of them all these crazy little buggers always leapt out at me. Pistachio, right on man, sea green pistachio slapped almost drunkenly all over the outside of an otherwise normal looking toffee morsel. The moment I saw them, I was captivated by how off-putting they looked – something about the way the crushed nuts sit on the chocolate coating make them look like they were picked up of the laundry room floor. Overcoming my momentary repulsion, I brought them to the counter and had them rung up. After all, eating strange, off-putting things is what this blog is all about.

As one does when one comes into possession of some toffee, I freely offered it to those around me the rest of the day. Interestingly, everyone responded in almost exactly the same way I did: with an initial chilly refusual followed by a slow change of mind that came almost to their own surprise. I think the thought process goes something like, “Those look weird,” followed by, “Wait a minute, pistachio and toffee?! This could be a brilliant new taste sensation!”

Alas, all high hopes were dashed. Crushed pistachios on dark chocolate toffee taste, basically, like toffee. As one of my fellow taste tasters put it – “it tastes like Almond Roca”, which is basically what it is. But what of the dark chocolate, the pistachios? Do they not elevate this into a more elite form of toffee? Man, I gotta tell you – really they do not. The intense butterscotch blast of the toffee effortlessly overpowers the nuances of the chocolate and nuts, and the nutty coating effectively prevents you from sucking on a piece and appreciating it. Is it still awesome? Sure, it’s toffee – but that’s about all it is. I will say that if you eat a couple pieces then wait – wait until after the butterscotch has faded, then wait until after the chocolate has faded – at somewhere around the 3 minute mark BAM!!!, the lingering taste of pistachios will totally be there.

Is that what I thought I was getting? No. Was I naively conflating the taste of sweet pistachio ice cream with the real taste of ordinary pistachio nuts and imaging some sort of sublime transcendent treat to match this toffee’s awkward exterior? Perhaps. If you are seeking that exotically flavored toffee look elsewhere, it is not here.

Would I Recommend It: Can’t think of a reason to recommend it over any other.

Would I Buy It Again: Naw.

Final Synopsis: You can do what you want to toffee, the toffee don’t care.

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Roasted Pistachio Toffee - Nutritional Facts

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4 Comments on “Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Roasted Pistachio Toffee”

  1. leslie perez says:

    this is bs just to let you know!! >.< learn how to write. jk i LOVED THIS SITE! THIS HELPED ME A LOT!! 😀

  2. Anonymous says:

    I have to disagree with you, this might be the best snack in existence.


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