Trader Joe’s Sweet Sriracha Uncured Bacon Jerky

Trader Joe's Sweet Sriracha Uncured Bacon Jerky

Spicy, sweet glazed bacon. And also its jerky. Its everything.

Guys, you never know what you’re going to get in this world. Case in point, Trader Joe’s Sweet Sriracha Uncured Bacon Jerky. Just look at this stuff – it could so easily be the worst thing or the best thing I’ve ever eaten in my life, and there’s simply no way to tell. I mean, let’s just look at the name for a minute here. “Sweet Sriracha”. Already we’re in trouble. Sweet sriracha? Sweet? I’ve had some sriracha in my time, I’ve even reviewed Trader Joe’s own take on sriracha, but I’ve never had sweet sriracha. We’re two words in and I’m already completely out to sea.

Let’s press on.

“Uncured Bacon Jerky”. Alright, that didn’t stick – let’s try it again. “Uncured Bacon Jerky”. Nope, nothing. I have no idea what that phrase means. Bacon jerky? Bacon? Jerky? Do they mean dehydrated pork slices? If so why don’t they say “pig jerky” or “pork jerky”. Do they actually mean dehydrated bacon slices? Isn’t that just bacon? Isn’t bacon already the crispy, salty, dehydrated form of bacon? What is going on here? Am I loosing my mind? There are no two words in the title I can put together and have them make sense.

Look, I could go on, but there’s really no amount of words that are going to untangle this very confounding string of words. I guess we’re just going to have to crack the bag open and have a taste. And you know what, folks? If you do that, you are going to be absolutely floored by one of the most delicious, most addictive, downright tongue delighting foods Trader Joe’s has to offer. This bacon jerky is a sweet and spicy blast of terrifically chewy, sticky, bacon that you can eat straight from the bag and be delighted by the whole while.

Bacon jerky, by the way, is apparently a thing. It’s when you take bacon and marinate it in a bit of savory spices. In this case, the spices are the incredibly addictive sweet sriracha sauce – basically Trader Joe’s standard sriracah sauce, but toned down to a much milder level of hotness. Into this plenty of white sugar and honey have been mixed to make a sweet glaze with just enough fire to get your lips smacking.

The bacon itself is TJ’s standard “no nitrate added” uncured bacon, and its served up here in long, thin strips that stick together in one big gooey pile. To quote Lays, I bet you can’t eat just one. Bacon by itself is good enough, but add a sweet & spicy glaze to it, and you’re talking about an unbeatable experience.

The only mark against it is the presentation which, in gooey bag form, is less than stellar. Even then, I couldn’t keep my fingers from teasing off strip after strip and gobbling it down. If you happen to prefer something more refined, Trader Joe’s suggests using it in place of regular bacon on your BLT, or crumbling it onto salads, or even over mac and cheese.

Really there’s no way to go wrong with this stuff. These spicy, honeyed slices of portable, ready-to-eat bacon are winners from start to finish.

The Breakdown

Would I Recommend It: Not to orthodox Jews, but other than that yes across the board.

Would I Buy It Again: I’m not sure I would trust myself with another bag.

Final Synopsis: An evolution of the bacon experience that everyone should try!


Trader Joe's Sweet Sriracha Uncured Bacon Jerky - Nutrition Facts

Trader Joe’s Sweet Sriracha Uncured Bacon Jerky – Nutrition Facts


3 Comments on “Trader Joe’s Sweet Sriracha Uncured Bacon Jerky”

  1. Mara G. says:

    Man, do we have similar palates. I loved this stuff to a dangerous degree. I agree that it’s a sticky tangle to mess with, but that forced me to lick my fingers after every bite, and I had few complaints about that. BTW, uncured just means fewer nitrites and nitrates because it didn’t go through the chemical curing process – it’s supposed to be healthier, which I find laughable when one is talking about sugared bacon.

  2. I never truly understood the meaning of addiction until trying this bag of crack bacon. Yes, I get some funny looks when I check out with 10 bags at a time. Yes, my wife scorns me when I replenish my supply when I still have 4 bags at home. I’m just wondering who will take me in to the Sweet Sriracha rehab if these are ever discontinued….

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