Trader Joe’s Uncured Apple Smoked Bacon

Trader Joe's Uncured Apple Smoked Bacon

God bless you, apple wood smoking process. You’ve done it again.

To date, the only bacon I’ve had from Trader Joe’s has been the healthy, if middling, Turkey Bacon. In fact, so devoted have I been to the concept of being healthy while eating bacon that turkey bacon is the only bacon that I’ve ingested for the last two years. So biting into Trader Joe’s Uncured Apple Smoked Bacon was like a spelunker emerging from cloistered subterranean depths to thrust his head into the sunlight again, like a skin diver coming up for air after a crushing 120′ dive, like Dr. Manette emerging from the Bastille to be recalled to life. It was, to be blunt, really good.

This is, quite simply put, some knock-out bacon. And it’s not like I haven’t had bacon before guys. I was raised on Oscar Meyer brand, I enjoy a slice or two with the occasional Denny’s Grand Slam, but there was never anything really and truly memorable about the long train of sizzled bacon slices that came before. Certainly nothing to make me buy into the still white-hot bacon mania that has gripped the nation lo these past few years.

Folks, I’m telling you this bacon has turned me all around.

I’m going to start out with my one quibble, my one insignificant little quibble, then commence with the waxing rhapsodic. The bacon, as you can see above, is all layered on top of each other – not fanned out as in most bacon packages. This makes it a little more difficult to pull the bacon slices apart – especially considering how marbled with thick bands of delectable fat they are.

Manage to pull off a couple thick slices of bacon, however, and you are in for a treat. The smell, by itself, is enough to get you drunk. It’s almost hard to find a bacon in this country that isn’t “applewood-smoked”, or “mesquite-smoked”, or appended with some other marketer-inflated appellation that means, essentially, nothing at all. Believe me when I tell you that this bacon has been smoked – really and properly smoked. It smells so richly of the savory curls of smoldering wood that you will swear you’re smoking it yourself as you cook it. It smells so good you’ll have to fight off the urge to shove raw strips of meat into your mouth with both fists.

Once your nose has feasted to satisfaction, it’s time to take a bite. Friends, every promise that the sizzle and smell of that bacon made to you the taste more than delivers on. Is it fatty? Yes, tremendously fatty – packing in 7 grams of fat per slice, but it is deliciously essential fat, fat which enriches the smoky meat with melt in your mouth, hug-your-tongue flavor. It is a lot of fat, but that, of course, is God’s way of keeping us from eating bacon all the time, non-stop. If you have room in your diet for a little extra fat, this is a fantastic way to spend it.

It’s all so wonderful, that it’s impossible for me to fully describe to you with mere human words how much this bacon pleases me. To top it all off, this wonderful apple smoked bacon is uncured and nitrate-free.  Delicious and nitrate free? What else needs be said?


The Breakdown

Would I Recommend It: Yes, please buy this bacon.

Would I Buy It Again: As frequently as my diet allows.

Final Synopsis: The tastiest, store bought bacon I have ever eaten.

Trader Uncured  Joe's Apple Smoked Bacon - Nutrition Facts

Trader Uncured Joe’s Apple Smoked Bacon – Nutrition Facts

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5 Comments on “Trader Joe’s Uncured Apple Smoked Bacon”

  1. Carolin says:

    My favorite way to consume the Applewood Smoked Bacon is in the “Ends and Pieces” packaging. $2.99/pound. My Husband is really good at finding the packs that are mostly even slices, so we’re getting an even better deal.

    • Is it worth the hassle? I’ve seen these, but it seems like they’d mostly be good for cooking with or soups. Are there many bits that are too small to fry up well?

      • Carolina says:

        As with many things, it is an uncertain proposition. We enjoy it when we score the slices, but we also use chopped bacon in a lot of things, such as frittatas, quiches, and bacon chipotle brownies.

        When I am hell-bent on having evenly sliced bacon, like when I am planning to make a bacon-lattice apple pie, I buy the 12-oz pack of slices. For most other occasions, I’m perfectly content with taking my chances on the ends and pieces.

  2. I love this bacon…so good…my favorite bacon to date! I’ve tried more expensive supposedly better bacon. I returned to this bacon, as to me the other bacons didn’t compare! You should also try their uncured black forest bacon, it’s pretty awesome bacon too 😀

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